Taking a break from being boring: Chokecherry's Tour Blog

I'm going to take a little break from my serious blogging endeavors; slanted analysis, conflict-of-interested based music reviews, and extremely biased interviews. Why? Because I'm going on tour with my band, Chokecherry.

But because we normally keep a blog on tour anyway, I thought, why not post the Chokecherry blog here?

What fun, right? Actually touring for a punk band is 23 hours of boredom, lots of weird smells and hangovers, and dogs that are questionably friendly -- with one hour of nightly fun. However, in retrospect, sleeping on a urine-covered floor in Cincinnati is much funner than one might think.

Please expect profanity, debauchery, and most likely, despair.

We will certainly torture Tall Bob by waking him up before noon, and it will be hilarious to us. You won't fully understand, at least not until we post the pictures of him sleeping in wicker chairs much too small for him.

We will wear earplugs, not for the blisteringly loud shows, but for our bandmates' snoring.

We will slip lower on the rung of beers, from the already questionable PBRs and Black Label's of the world, to Miller and Fat Cat. Really, we'll drink whatever we can find.

We will be like the CNN of 70s country and 80s punk. Please join us.